Would you rather I lied? Of course not!
Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill.
Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.
It Wasn't Nothing, It Was A Hell Of A Lot Apron is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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